32 Reasons Why Surfing Is Cooler than Skateboarding
1) Standing sideways started with surfing
2) In fact, surfing was first recorded as far back as 1769
3) Almost 200 years before skateboarding
4) You were kinda late to the party
5) Which pretty much puts skateboarding in the same category as this
6) Skateboarding basically started with a pair of little girls roller skates attached to a plank
7) Which evolved into this
8) And then this
9) Where as surfing started here
10) And today looks like this
11) And granted, a lot of tricks have evolved in skating over the years
12) Sorry, we mean skating
13) But they’re not the only ones flipping their board
14) Surfing keeps you in peak condition
15) Where as skateboarding keeps you peak condition
16) The media think surfers look like this
17) The truth is, we look like this
18) The media thinks skateboarders look like this
19) Where as, the truth is, they look like this
20) Ideal surfing destinations include Hawaii…
21) California…
22) Indonesia…
23) Australia…
24) Portugal
25) And the skateboard atlas? The Civic Centre in Wolverhampton is pretty good
26) Maybe Barcelona?
27) Or Philadelphia at a push
28) Oh, and this woman surfs
29) And the dude from Christian-right propaganda tool Twilight skates
30) Okay, skateboarding is kinda cool
31) It’s just that surfing is cooler. After all…
32) You don’t get scooter kids in the sea
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