How to Gloat When Your Favorite Sports Wins

When your favorite sports team wins, it's a time for you to celebrate and enjoy the moment. It's also a perfect opportunity to gloat to your friends. Simply reminding your friends that your team won gets the job done but if you're going to rub it in, have some fun with it. Here is how to gloat when your favorite sports team wins.

Instructions

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      Call your friends and ask them which team won the game. Obviously, you know the answer to this question but it's always nice to hear somebody else give you the score to a game that you're team won. To make this even more fun, make a big production out of it. Tell your buddy that you missed the end of the game and make up some outrageous story why you did.

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      Place a flag, banner, jersey or shirt of that particular team in the front window of your home. This is a great way to gloat without even saying a word. This way, everybody who passed by your home will know which team you root for and be reminded that your team just won.

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      Send your friends messages for days and even weeks after the game reminding them that your team won. An added touch would be to take pictures with your cell phone of newspaper clippings discussing your team's victory or memorabilia commemorating the win and then sending those pictures to your friends from your cell phone. This is especially useful if your favorite sports team just defeated a team that your friend loves.

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      Buy clothing apparel commemorating your favorite team's victory and wear it often. Much like the flag in the window, this is a way to gloat without saying a word to anybody. Every time you wear this merchandise outside, you'll be reminding anybody who sees you that your favorite team was victorious.

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      Send out mass emails to friends and co-workers regarding your team's victory. You could find videos online of highlights from the game and send those links out in emails, for example. To ensure that these emails are opened, disguise them by naming the subject of the email as something completely unrelated to sports.