22 Things You Only Know If You’ve Dated A Snowboarder
1) Snowboarding isn’t just a sport to them, it’s a lifelong obsession…
2) They will work their asses off all summer, so they can ride powder all winter….
3) They will spend at least 50 per cent of their monthly pay cheque on snowboarding gear
4) And getting a wax will mean something entirely different to them…
5) A snowboarder’s idea of a good date involves hiking up and riding down a super steep couloir (followed by beers in the sunshine)
6) Whenever they aren’t out snowboarding, they will be watching snowboarding videos online…
7) Or playing FIFA….
8) Or editing their latest GoPro footage
9) You won’t know what their actual hair looks like because they are always wearing a beanie
10) And this is their idea of a romantic birthday present
11) They will have some pretty epic scars from various snowboard-related injuries…
12) And you’ll probably have to pick them up from hospital at some point
13) They won’t want to go on any holidays that don’t involve snow
14) And they struggle to pack light…
15) Powder day? You won’t see them ’til after dark
16) They can drink you and all your mates under the table
17) And they are on first-name terms with every barman in town
18) Every surface in their flat will be covered in snowboards, snowboard pants, snowboard socks, snowboard posters….
19) There will always be beard hairs in the sink
20) Or sodden kit hanging up everywhere
21) But dating a snowboarder has definite perks, like getting to live in places like this for half of the year…
22) And winters will always be epic if you stick by their side
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