Gag Gifts for Umpires

Umpires perform the important responsibility of keeping sports games fair and ensuring that players adhere to the rules; but they are also the butt of many jokes. Rather than laughing at them, show your appreciation for the work they do by giving them a gift that will make them laugh along with you. Gag gifts are the perfect way to highlight the work umpires do, while also being humorous.

  1. Gadgets

    • Umpires make quick decisions; give them a gag gift that will help them decide faster.

      These gag gadgets are a twist on the traditional gadget gift, and reference the duties umpires perform during each game. Since umpires make game calls, get them a decision maker to help them decide who's in and who's out. Decision makers come in a variety of shapes and sizes and usually include several choices. The decision is made by spinning a ball, or some other method where the result is left to chance. Another gag gadget gift for the umpire in your life is a voice changer. This little tool allows the umpire to speak into it and changes his voice from deep to high-pitched or vice versa. Finally, since umpires depend on their physical fitness to do a good job, an inflatable walker takes a humorous jab at their umpiring abilities.

    Practical Items

    • Funny glasses are the perfect gag gift, since umpires rely on their eyes to make game decisions.

      Pairing practical items that umpires use frequently with humor can result in a hilarious yet useful gift. Since umpires rely greatly on their eyesight, a pair of glasses, sunglasses or reading glasses take a jab at their umpiring skills. Additionally, joke glasses such as thick-rimmed glasses or those with interesting decorations also make humorous gag gifts. Depending on the sport, there are many "For Dummies" books such as Baseball for Dummies, Soccer for Dummies and Football for Dummies that make a useful reference but are also an entertaining gag gift. Other items include pins or stickers with amusing sayings such as "I'm the Umpire. That's Why!" and a whistle that emits an unusual sound.

    Gift Certificates

    • Write up your own gag gift certificate depending on your umpire's personality and interests.

      You can create your own gift certificates for almost anything you like. Suggestions for the perfect gag gift certificate for your favorite umpire include one session at a support group for umpires. Another idea is a certificate for a large bodyguard to control hecklers. Finally, a valid gift certificate can be turned into a gag gift. For example, give your umpire a certificate for a sports game, and include with the gift a note explaining that this ticket is to help him finally learn the rules of the game.

    Personalized Gifts

    • Personalize the iconic black-and-white striped umpire uniform with a comic message or image.

      Personalized gifts show the umpire that you have put some thought and planning into his present. Most objects can be personalized with funny photographs, sayings and messages, so select an item that plays into the umpire's profession. One idea is a fake diploma stating the umpire's name and noting that he has graduated from The School of Stubborn Umpires, or something equally amusing. Another option includes a caricature of the umpire in his uniform working his chosen sport. As well, personalize a water bottle, mug, hat, or referee jersey with his name and an appropriate message.