Watch: This Longboarding Daredevil Hit Speeds Of Up To 70 MPH

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooosh!

That’s the only way we can describe this super-fast, face-melting, longboarding video featuring Zak Maytum. Normally, we’d write any old guff in a bid to make stuff more impressive than it actually is…but this…this…I mean…what else is there to say?

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooosh!

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooosh!

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooosh!

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooosh!

Is it a bullet? Is it a jumbo jet? Is it a bullet-being-fired-from-a-jumbo-jet? No. It’s just a man, a man called Zak Maytum, a man called Zak Maytum who’s really good at going really fast on a longboard.

If this video was a film, starring Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock, it would be called Speed and the longboard would be a bus that couldn’t slow down.

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooosh!