How to Get a Fighting Penalty in Ice Hockey
Instructions
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Understand the euphemism "taking the gloves off." Pushing, shoving, face washing, elbowing, and acting like a brute may draw a roughing penalty, but once your gloves come off, it's fighting.
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Know whether your league has an instigator penalty, an extra two-minute penalty if a referee thinks you started a fight. If a referee thinks it was "just a fight," both players get five minutes for fighting. The instigator penalty is two minutes on top of the five.
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Try to bait the target of your anger into starting the fight if there is an instigator penalty. Criticize his hairstyle or the way he dresses. Call him a name he probably doesn't understand--like "jackanapes."
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Get your punches in early when your opponent drops his gloves. Drop yours quickly after he drops his but then get in as many combinations as you can.(Remember--body punches are for sissies.)
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Break off the fight when you've done your damage and retreat with grace. If the other player comes after you, he stands a greater chance of drawing the extra two minutes.
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Watch film of Gordie Howe. Nobody fought smarter than Mr. Howe.
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