How to Get Someone Back

There are some people who really take their sports very seriously. Football is a prime example. They get really attached to their team and act as if they are actually a member themselves. Sometimes it gets to the point where they are way over the top with their actions and attitudes towards you when their team beats yours. You might here them say something like, "Yeah, We killed you guys this weekend." So you stand there puzzled, thinking to yourself, "Oh you did? And how many yards did you have or tackles did you make?" It's time for you to take matters into your own hands and even the score; no pun intended.

Things You'll Need

  • Bumper stickers
  • Tobasco sauce
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Instructions

    • 1

      Spike the salsa. Let's say you are sitting in a room full of people watching a game that is between your favorite team and the favorite team of an obnoxious fan. Let's say your team is Dallas and his is Philly. Well Philly just went ahead and this guy stands up and starts getting in your face about how great Philly is and how lousy Dallas is. He won't let up and you start to get aggitated. The next time he goes to the bathroom, go to the refrigerator and get some Tabasco sauce. Stealthily sneak a couple squirts into his salsa and now let the REAL game begin.

    • 2

      Do the ordering for food. It is usually at about the 5 minute mark of the second quarter when most people place their order for the proverbial food run. It usually consists of beer, wings, steak and cheese hoagies and pizza. Here's your chance to step in and take action. Find out what he ordered. Let's say he ordered hot wings. This is perfect. When you call it in make sure you ask for "the hottest, spiciest wings you've got!!!" After he eats a couple of those, he'll be too concerned with putting out the flames in his mouth than running it. You're now up at halftime 2-0.

    • 3

      Find out where he's parked. This trick will only work if you are parked in a driveway or parking lot where you can get side by side, but it is always fun. When you return from getting the food, park your car right next to his with your passenger side towards his drivers side. Make sure there is no more than 2 feet of distance between the vehicles. This works best when you are at your own house being that you don't have to leave when the gun goes off. When the game is over and he goes to leave, he will be unpleasantly surprised that he has to get into his car from the passenger side.

    • 4

      Get out the Dallas bumper stickers. I'm sure you must have one that says "Cowboys #1 Fan" or something of the like. After you get done jackknifing him into his parking place, throw the sticker on his bumper. This will have a nice carryover residual effect days down the road. There's a good chance that he may not detect it until the season is half over depending on his observational skills.

    • 5

      Hide his jacket. No one likes to leave a nice warm house without a jacket right? Well if you accidentally hide his jacket, he'll either spend a while looking for it or be forced to leave without it. Either way, you win.