How to Attract the Hotties on the Beach if You're a Man

"There's this guy who hangs out by Lifeguard Tower 2 in Huntington Beach," says Timmy Reyes, O'Neill surf team rider. "He brings girls flowers on the beach and always gets a lot of laughs."

Things You'll Need

  • Sports Sunglasses
  • Sun Tan Lotion
  • Surf Leashes
  • Surf Waxes
  • Surfboards
  • Surfing Trunks
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Instructions

    • 1

      Find the spot where the hotties hang out.

    • 2

      Arrive early and be surfing when the hotties show up (this is very macho).

    • 3

      Come out of the water with wet and messy hair.

    • 4

      Wear a cool set of trunks, a little on the baggy side.

    • 5

      Make sure you're in good shape, or at least happy about the shape you're in. Self-assuredness is hugely important.

    • 6

      Bring flowers if you want to get a laugh.

    • 7

      Give a shell if you want to be cheesy.

    • 8

      Ask the hottie of your choice out on a date - not with a group of buddies, but alone with you.

    • 9

      Be bold and confident.